do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: megaultracass)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

Well excu^{uUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}u se me

(Source: okusuck)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)